Boulder Dog Refrigerator

Dont be a dick.
Dont be a tater.
Dont tape my dog
to the refrigerator.

I live in Boulder.
Its our reality
Dont be scolder
just spark a fattie

Dont need your
old school attitudes
or your fascist outlooks

Just give me freedom
and my home
with the frontrange
altitudes.

He was a little guy
harmless as a mouse
I peeled him off the fridge
and named him Westinghouse.